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If It Has Tits Or Tires - Hoodie

If It Has Tits Or Tires - Hoodie

4.8/5 (42 Verified Reviews)
Regular price $44.99 USD
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Printed & Shipped in USA: Premium ring-spun fabric, crisp durable back print

Unfiltered audacity engineered for heavy rotation. Clean on the front, bold statement across the entire back. Features a double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and a spacious front kangaroo pouch pocket.

  • The Fit: Standard American pullover fit (Roomy, comfortable cut, true to size).
  • Material: Premium fleece blend (8.0–8.5 oz/yd²) with reinforced armholes.
  • Print Quality: Crisp DTG print cured directly into the fibers — won't peel or crack.
  • Fulfillment: Printed fresh and shipped directly from the USA.

Size Guide (Inches)

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 20.08 27.17 33.50
M 22.05 27.95 34.50
L 24.02 29.13 35.50
XL 25.98 29.92 36.50
2XL 27.95 31.10 37.50

Shipping & Returns: Ships within 2–5 business days with end-to-end tracking. 30-Day Hassle-Free Returns — if it doesn't fit or you need a different size, we'll swap it out without an interrogation.

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